What a bargain - 7/365

Eddie Murphy Delirious - $4.75??? What a bargain! Pick it up at Target if you don't already have it.

Better late than never - 6/365

...or as my friend Blanche would say, pregnant.

Oh Molly - 5/365

She's a good girl and really cute, but days like today, I'd sell her to the first bidder.

I create feelings in others that they themselves don't understand. 4/365

We let my son watch Cars for the first time today. It's a nice change from Toy Story and it's funnier than I originally thought. Good movie. Cars 2 comes out soon, I think he's still too young to see it in the theater, but it will look pretty nice on Blu-Ray

I Got It, I Got It - 3/365

My in-laws went on an Alaskan cruise last month. On their way, they stopped off at a M's game in Seattle.

It was Franklin Gutierrez fly swatter night. This was my souvenir from their trip.

I thanked them, but said "I won't need it, my house is a no fly zone."

(rimshot)
Thank you ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week. Good night Orlando, you've been a great crowd. Be sure to tip your waitress...
(I'd like to point out that they got my son a really awesome bear statue)

My new favorite game - 2/365

I'm not very good at it, but it's pretty addictive.
Hanging With Friends (Free) from the makers of Words With Friends.

I'm back!!! - 1/365

1 gallon? That was a high school or college kid. I remember doing that back in the day. But back in the day, 1 gallon was about $1.25.